Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Lead of the day

"Transparently mercantile," no less.

Thinking about smashing windows or overturning cars during the Republican National Convention? Think again: that will cost you a discounted buffalo chicken salad from Applebee's or a cheaper ticket to see "Tony n' Tina's Wedding."

Runner up:

I NOW live in a parallel universe.


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