Thursday, August 26, 2004

Why Yes, Sree, I Am Blogging This

11:00 - Cats don't like men with beards.

11:03 - MEGO. My ears are glazing over Sree.

11:04 - Sree doesn't like martinlutherking.org. I don't like stormfront.org.

11:08 - Children, do you know what Google Cache is? Sree is very proud of the fact that he has been using Google longer than Sergey and Larry.

11:11 - Sree sez: "Please be careful when you see press releases from Patsy Cline that say Satire on the top of them."

11:14 - Bob Drudge good. Matt Drudge bad.

11:18 - Help for mathematically challenged journalists. FECInfo, OpenSecrets.org, and FundRace.org. Sree gets misty-eyed: "We have a right to know who is backing our candidates."

11:27 - Sree sez: DO NOT misquote from the Bible. And get yer stats right.

11:30 - Sree drops misunderestimated. Time for a smoke break.

11:36 - Sree sez: "This site will change your web surfing life." Also: "If you're going to procrastinate, do something useful."

11:40 - Sree luuuvs Instapundit.

11:45 - Who represents, Whore Presents, find a flack.

11:48 - Sree sez: "If you haven't been using Google since 1998, you've been behind -- you've been wasting time." The shame of it all! Question: Sree, did you get any pre-IPO options? If there was a Church of Google, Sree would be the Pope. If Google were the Yankees, Sree would be Sheff. If Google were the New York Times, Sree would be Barry Bearak. If Google were a free search engine, Sree would be...Sree.

12:03 - Sree is Google-stalking Cher. Sree makes an eliptical reference to critiques of Google, but no link. Start here.

12:12 - Sree asks: "Is Google God?" Sree you big kidder. Sree sez: DO NOT use "I'm feeling lucky" -- it will waste your time. "We're talking about nanoseconds here, but over weeks and months it adds up." Sree -- Defender of the nanoseconds.

12:20 - Just Googled myself. Now trying to reconstitute the shattered fragments of my self-esteem.

12:27 - Leaving Google thank God. But not before Watching Google Like a Hawk. Sree insists that he did not get in on the IPO, but admits that if he got 5 cents for every person he's converted over the years he'd be on a beach in Mexico. I think Sree just needs a vacation.

12:33 - Someday, Sree will be on the top of this list. Sree translates his website into spanish. But how does Sree work? Sree Google-stalks Phil Donahue.

12:39 - Sree's cousin's friend woke up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney then tried to call the cops on a payphone. When the phone didn't work he tried to get his quarter back but got pricked by a dirty needle. Verifying at Snopes.com.

12:48 - Sree destroys the white male media phallostructure! Power to the people!

12:52 - Sree bows at the alter of Jim Romenesko, but is a little less flattering about "a guy in his apartment in Los Angeles." Sree sez: "I'm not saying Drudge is accurate, but I visit him every day." Sree plugs a former student. Sree plugs the indispensible Memory Hole.

1:01 - Sree calls Gawker "snarky" and a fissure opens in the space/time continuum. Sree talks about bloggers. Sree mercifully releases us into the great beyond.

Sree rulez.

17 Comments:

Blogger sree said...

Gee, the first time I have been blogged! Hilarious! All profs should get blogged at least once...

Some follow-up:

* All the links are at http://www.sree.net/tips/web.html* The Patsy Cline reference is here.

* Forgot to mention Roboform - best password manager site.

* A clarification on Drudge...
Sree sez: "I'm not saying Drudge is *100* percent accurate, but I visit him every day. Most of the time he's just linking to material published elsewhere."

* Anyone else want to add useful sites here?

August 26, 2004 at 1:55 PM  
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August 26, 2004 at 2:48 PM  
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'let's move on, folks'
but first: great blog sam.

August 26, 2004 at 8:21 PM  
Blogger KG said...

i just checked my mom out on fundrace.org to make sure she's not donating to re-elect bush.
i wouldn't mind checking out the sex offender stats in my 'hood just for the heck of it but would probably never go out after 10pm again

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