UPDATE: THEY'RE NOT SORRY!!!
And because we're an equal opporunity apologizer around here...from the other half...we have:
Letter of Apology.
And while we're doing a little web roundup, I'd like to apologize for the really, really bad manners on the part of the person who recently said, Fuck The South.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.Just unconscionable.